living la vida embarazado

around half-past midnight david and I get this ENORMOUS craving for nachos and chili, but immediately get side-tracked by an equally disasterous st. patrick's day cookie cake, which we devoured in the car while taking swigs from a box of soy milk. we also bought three bags of kettle chips, two cadbury creme eggs, a Lindt chocolate bar, and a tub of guacamole.

at 3 am I woke up to find that we had passed out on the couch snacking on said items, with the UK Office idly playing on the tv.

i don't know what caused this sudden flux of terrible eating when neither of us were high or pregnant.