dear netflix,

Remember that "Umbrellas of Cherbourg" DVD I borrowed from you, from about two months ago?

Yeah, I've pretty much lost it. I can't find the damn thing! Yet, I'm still paying you $10 a month for it-- with money that I do not have.

I hope to find the DVD soon, as it is most likely hidden under the mounds of crap in my car.

However, when I say soon I mean, like, never.

retardedly yours,
becky