i put the 'mew' in 'homework'

"i could've at least been a useless art major."

oh yeah, as oppossed to being in a shitty abusive relationship and majoring in business finance (see also: Tool) as your coming-of-age meiter. because art majors are just big craft-babies in disguise; we just sit around, snort coke, and fingerpaint all day long.

(while the aforementioned is partially true, the latter is totally understated-- especially when you're really on the whack.)

i've got two paintings, three logo comps, and japanese homework to fellate in the next five or so hours before school. why am i on this thing?! is it because i spent a large portion of my life devoted to a talent, only to have someone tell me that it's USELESS? where are degas, lautrec, and goya when you need their back?!

yes, they are dead.

maybe it was just an facetious comment, BUT STILL! after stressing my brains out over work that's due in less than 72 hours-- it's a total ferret-in-my pants to hear someone say what i do is worthless.

hey, a list:

1. younger cousin with a bun in the oven and getting married in december.
2. grandpa back from hospital; doing well, eating lots of stuff.
3. room is semi-clean with a chance of vaccumed. the weekday forecast looks sunny, unless another 'where the hell did i put it?!' shitstorm approaches.
4. i miss bianca all the time on skype! jane-- get me on this crazy thing!
5. i ate a lamb shank for dinner and this time, it didn't taste like plastic! this is probably because i skipped eating plastic earlier.
6. homework is stil not done. school in seven hours.

time to read more gawker!