Monday, September 18, 2006

kona cove & bagcock lovely

i ended up hanging out with prized BRO friends Mike and Ritchie at the LA County Fair today, which calls to mind the effeminate question: what could a day at the fair with two BROs possibly consist of?

beer, horse racing, more beer, and-- wait for it-- a botanical garden?

trying to learn the finer points of betting on a horse while drunk was easier than i thought it would be; as long as you manage to give the cashier money and say either "win" or "show" you're in the clear. refraining from wanting to announce aloud your horses' overtly suggestive name (OMGOMG bagcock LOVELY?) and just simply, pointing to their respective number, further secures your bet/public drunken stupor. i think i had won forty cents, but really, i just did it for the experience. :
after a few guiness, dos equis, and a coors (too drunk at this point to preference) Ritchie persuades us into a botanical garden show which was actually, quite interesting to walk around and look at.

so lesson learned today: beer is ok when people buy it for you, horse racing is fun but not in any way profitable, and bro guys are really just big manly queers-- when given lots of beer and flowering plant exhibits.

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