what does it mean when you get into a shouting match with your grandfather over who wants to die more?

lately, everyone at home has gone ULTIMATE WARRIOR annoying on me; all my efforts to appease turn up as just drops in an insanely large bucket. what does it possibly take to satisfy three old people?!

death, ultimately-- but it's means reward themselves with jail time.

the road out from here to art school looks long and treacherous, but i'm willing to sacrifice (no more spending on food! $6 wine is the new slimfast!) also, BIGlots has become my new supermarket, regardless of it's wary 'no preservatives/extremely limiteed shelflife' tags. i'm getting four vegan noodle boxes for $5 and no if's and's or poo-butt's about it!

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staying up till 4 a.m. watching 'Arrested Development' was a nice relief:

"Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other."

am i the only person who wants david cross and dave attel to be the enxt Odd Couple?